Sticker | "Things" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples

Sticker | "Things" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples

"Some things are meant to be here. Others… follow you home."

Some symbols are etched in stone. Others cling to your energy, feeding quietly, unnoticed—until it’s too late. This one has been sealed onto vinyl, capturing a "Thing"—one of the little creatures that never quite lets go.

The "Things" Sticker is more than just a sticker—it’s a reminder, a warning, and a mystery all in one. Those who carry it say they feel a subtle drain, an occasional chill, or the unsettling sense that they’re not alone.

When Dr. Apples was a teen, he would astral project—slipping between worlds, exploring places humans weren’t meant to go. One day, something latched onto him. It wasn’t a ghost. It wasn’t a demon. It was just… a Thing. And it wanted energy.

Over time, Dr. Apples realized these creatures could be… repurposed. Instead of letting them feed freely, he started collecting them—bringing them back to Earth, bottling their hunger, and selling them as energy drinks.

Because "parasites" don’t sell. But "Things"? Everyone wants a piece of the unknown.

Stick this anywhere you want a little eerie, a little weird, and a reminder that sometimes, the best mysteries are the ones you never solve.

🔮 Size: Approx. [X]" – compact, yet impossible to ignore
🔮 Material: Waterproof, fade-resistant vinyl—because some Things never fade
🔮 Where to Place: Laptop, journal, phone case, energy drink fridge, mirror, doorway—anywhere you might pick up an unexpected hitchhiker.

🔮 Why Collect This Sticker?
✔ A creepy, quirky nod to Dr. Apples’ interdimensional strangeness
✔ A must-have for lovers of weird, eerie, and unexplained oddities
✔ A collectible piece from the Dr. Apples Universe

🕰️ Dr. Apples' Oddity Insight:

"They never ask. They never speak. They only take. And yet… they always smile."