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Wise Words from Dr. Apples

Curiously Cryptic. Occasionally Profound. Always Amusing.

Wise Words from Dr. Apples is a collection of hilariously cryptic, sometimes profound, and always unpredictable bits of "sage" advice from the eccentric wizard himself. Whether it's bending logic, poking fun at fate, or dropping wisdom that makes you question everything, Dr. Apples delivers insights that are as amusing as they are bewildering.

Expect the unexpectedโ€”because in his world, nothing is ever quite what it seems!

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WiseWords: Dr. Apples' Short Humor

What the Fans Are Saying...

  • Karen P., Earth

    "I thought I was signing up for relationship advice, but now I know how to fight off a Yeti with a toothbrush. Life-changing."

  • Xarlok, Ambassador of the Andromeda Quadrant

    "Dr. Applesโ€™ insights helped me understand the human mind... which turned out to be both fascinating & disappointing."

  • Fluffernugget, the Bogeyman

    "Thanks to Dr. Apples, I no longer feel the need to hide under beds. Now, I scare people openly in broad daylight."

  • Agent 47, Chrono-Squad

    "Iโ€™ve been to the future, and let me tell you, Dr. Apples' wisdom stands the test of timeโ€ฆ unless youโ€™re stuck in a paradox."

  • Celeste the Unicorn

    "Finally! Someone who understands why unicorns prefer solitude. His wisdom speaks to my soul... and my hooves."

  • Eleanor, the Friendly Ghost

    "Dr. Apples gave me advice on how to haunt more effectively. Now Iโ€™ve got the living and the dead spooked."

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Dr. Applesยฎ: The Psychic Chronicles

A Multimedia Novella (New Chapters Weekly)

Dive into 'The Psychic Chronicles', an enthralling online novella that captures the mysterious and magical life of Dr. Apples, as seen through the eyes of his devoted personal assistant, Lacie. The tale begins when Dr. Apples was just sixteen, the year his mother was mysteriously abducted by fairies and replaced with dolls infused with her essence.

Narrated from a secluded library by Lacie, who records their surreal adventures in a Grimoire, the story unfolds through her psychic visions, providing a unique and revealing perspective. Explore profound themes of identity, legacy, and the unseen forces that shape their existence.

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