Sticker | OG Version Mr. Steiner | "You Can’t Afford Me" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples
Sticker | OG Version Mr. Steiner | "You Can’t Afford Me" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples
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Sticker | OG Version Mr. Steiner | "You Can’t Afford Me" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples
"Some treasures can be bought. Others? Not even close."
Some symbols are etched in stone. Others are hoarded in vaults. This one has been sealed onto vinyl, carrying the undeniable presence of Mr. Steiner—Dr. Apples’ prized piggy bank, legend, and walking declaration of worth.
The OG Mr. Steiner Sticker is more than just a sticker—it’s a flex, a statement, and a reminder that your value is non-negotiable. Those who carry it say they feel a boost of confidence, an extra strut in their step, and the distinct urge to let people know: “You can’t afford me.”
With his classic piggy bank charm and larger-than-life attitude, Mr. Steiner isn’t just here to hold coins—he’s here to demand respect.
Stick this anywhere you need a little luxury, a little sass, and a whole lot of self-worth.
🔮 Size: Approx. 3" x 2.82" – compact, yet impossible to ignore
🔮 Material: Waterproof, fade-resistant vinyl—because high value should never fade
🔮 Where to Place: Laptop, journal, phone case, wallet, mirror, cash register—anywhere money meets attitude
🔮 Why Collect This Sticker?
✔ A bold reminder: Know your worth, then add tax
✔ Perfect for those who value confidence, humor, and a little bit of luxury
✔ An iconic piece from the Dr. Apples Universe
🕰️ Dr. Apples' Oddity Insight:
"Some things are priceless. Others? Just out of your budget."
Product features
Product features
🎭 **Small but mighty—a sticker with a story.
🎭 Waterproof, weatherproof, possibly has residual magic.
🎭 Adds instant personality to ANY object.
Materials and care
Materials and care
✨ Material: High-quality vinyl (aka stick it & forget it magic).
✨ Care Instructions:Once placed, it’s staying—commit or regret.
✨ Avoid exposing it to fae magic—they love stealing cool things.
Merchandising tips
Merchandising tips
✨ Impulse buy magic. “Oh, just one more sticker won’t hurt…”
✨ Make it a set. “If you don’t get the full collection, are you even trying?”
✨ Sell the sticker lifestyle. “This isn’t just decor—it’s a declaration of your oddity.”
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