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Sticker | OG Version Mr. Steiner Sit | "The Forbidden Snack" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples

Sticker | OG Version Mr. Steiner Sit | "The Forbidden Snack" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples

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Sticker | OG Version Mr. Steiner Sit | "The Forbidden Snack" | Vinyl | Dr. Apples

"Some dreams are worth chasing. Others? Best left untouched."

Some symbols are etched in stone. Others sizzle on a skillet, just out of reach. This one has been sealed onto vinyl, capturing Mr. Steiner in his happiest—yet most forbidden—place.

The OG Mr. Steiner Sit Sticker is more than just a sticker—it’s a glimpse into the ultimate, untouchable fantasy. Those who carry it say they feel a hunger they can’t quite place, a temptation that lingers, and the heavy weight of disapproval looming over their shoulder.

Seated on a brown and bacon-striped background, Mr. Steiner basks in his dream world. Crispy, golden, perfectly cooked—it’s right there. But Dr. Apples would never allow it.

After all, what kind of pig dreams of eating bacon?

Stick this anywhere you want to celebrate indulgence, rebellion, and the dreams that should never be.


🔮 Size: Approx. 3" x 3" – compact, yet impossible to ignore
🔮 Material: Waterproof, fade-resistant vinyl—because forbidden dreams never fade
🔮 Where to Place: Laptop, journal, phone case, fridge, breakfast table, piggy bank—anywhere temptation lingers.

🔮 Why Collect This Sticker?
A hilarious tribute to Mr. Steiner’s ultimate (and ridiculous) dream
A must-have for lovers of humor, irony, and forbidden indulgence
A collectible piece from the Dr. Apples Universe


🕰️ Dr. Apples' Oddity Insight:

"Some cravings should never be satisfied. Some dreams should never come true."

Product features

🎭 **Small but mighty—a sticker with a story.

🎭 Waterproof, weatherproof, possibly has residual magic.

🎭 Adds instant personality to ANY object.

Materials and care

Material: High-quality vinyl (aka stick it & forget it magic).

Care Instructions:Once placed, it’s staying—commit or regret.

✨ Avoid exposing it to fae magic—they love stealing cool things.

Merchandising tips

Impulse buy magic. “Oh, just one more sticker won’t hurt…”

Make it a set. “If you don’t get the full collection, are you even trying?”

Sell the sticker lifestyle. “This isn’t just decor—it’s a declaration of your oddity.

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