Adopt a - Thing-ga-ma-Pig | Piggy Bank | A Shaggy Guardian of Fortune | Dr. Apples
Adopt a - Thing-ga-ma-Pig | Piggy Bank | A Shaggy Guardian of Fortune | Dr. Apples
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Thing-ga-ma-Pig | A Shaggy Guardian of Fortune | Dr. Apples
🐷 A Piggy Unlike Any Other—Straight from the Unknown
Some creatures choose to be found. These shaggy, wide-eyed wonders weren’t meant for this world—yet, when Dr. Apples journeyed through the strange and twisted corridors of the multiverse, these curious little beings followed him back to Earth.
Now, they roam freely, looking for a home where they can guard coins, secrets, and maybe even a few mischief-filled dreams. Unlike ordinary Piggy Banks, a Thing-ga-ma-Pig doesn’t just hold your money—it decides whether you’re worthy of saving it.
Each one is randomly chosen for you—because let’s be real, you don’t pick a Thing-ga-ma-Pig… it picks you.
🐷 What Makes a Thing-ga-ma-Pig Special?
🔮 A creature from another dimension—not your average piggy bank
✨ Fluffy & unpredictable—each one is handcrafted & completely unique
💰 A judgmental little gremlin—will it approve of your spending habits? Only time will tell.
😈 A pet you don’t have to feed—but don’t be surprised if it still takes your money.
🔮 Details
✨ Size: Approx. 3" x 4" x 3"+ (small but mighty!)
✨ Material: Handcrafted ceramic & faux fur—because mass-produced pigs are for peasants.
✨ Features: A cute snout & a wise, knowing stare.
📍 Where to Display:
💼 Desk – Because your finances need supervision
📚 Bookshelf – A perfect perch for a multidimensional oddity
🏦 Secret Vault – If you trust it with your fortune (or your candy stash)
💸 Anywhere it can silently judge your financial decisions
🕰️ Dr. Apples' Oddity Insight:
"Some creatures follow you home. Others? They refuse to leave."
Product features
Product features
🐷 Guards your fortune... but don’t push your luck.
🐷 More powerful than your accountant.
🐷 A collector’s piece that may or may not whisper at night.
Materials and care
Materials and care
✨ Material: Ceramic, infused with a hint of financial mixed-media mischief.
✨ Care Instructions: Handle with care, unless you want bad
- Handle with care, unless you want bad luck with money.
- Never leave empty—it knows.
Merchandising tips
Merchandising tips
💰 Play up the mystery. “What secrets does he hold?”
💰 Make it collectible. “Each one is unique—choose wisely.”
💰 Tell them the legend. “You don’t own this bank—it chooses you.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ROOT BEER, DON'T EAT THE PIGGY BANK!
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