Dr. Apples: The Origin, The Eye, And The Journey | Novella | Book

Dr. Apples: The Origin, The Eye, And The Journey | Novella

📖 Format: Paperback
📜 Page Count: [Insert Page Count]
🎙️ Podcast Edition | As Heard on the Award-Winning Dr. Apples Podcast

"Not every villain starts out that way… but some are just born to cause trouble."

Before he was Dr. Apples—the eccentric, dimension-hopping, unicorn-loving, absinthe-drinking collector of oddities—he was just a child. A child with a mother who loved him, a city that shaped him, and a future far stranger than he could ever imagine.

This darkly whimsical, laugh-out-loud, and utterly bizarre novella dives deep into Dr. Apples' origins, revealing the twisted events that forged him into the man (or menace) he is today. From the charm-filled streets of New Orleans to the secrets hidden in the folds of time and space, this is the story of:

✨ His childhood—a boy with curiosity far bigger than the rules of reality.
✨ His teenage years—annoying, brilliant, and already knee-deep in trouble.
✨ The mystery of his white eye—what was taken from him, and what was given in return.
✨ His growing reputation—a doctor in his own mind, a traveler in every other, and a thorn in the side of anyone who dares to underestimate him.

📜 A Villain’s Tale Like No Other
Dr. Apples hates fairies (don’t ask about the eye).
He doesn’t trust witches (potential competition).
And humans? He barely tolerates them.

But when you learn how he got this way, you might just find yourself rooting for him. Because sometimes, the world doesn’t make villains. It just gives them a reason to be one.

💀 Based on the script for the award-winning "Folklore" portion of the Dr. Apples Podcast.

📖 Book Details:

✔ Format: [Paperback/Hardcover/Digital Download]
✔ Page Count: [Insert Page Count]
✔ Language: English
✔ Non-Illustrated Edition (For those who prefer to imagine the chaos for themselves)
✔ Podcast Tie-In: Read the story before you hear it on the Dr. Apples Podcast

🔮 Why Read This?

✔ A wickedly fun, folklore-infused origin story
✔ Dark humor, twisted magic, and just the right amount of chaos
✔ A deep dive into the man, the myth, the mischievous mystery that is Dr. Apples
✔ Perfect for lovers of dark fantasy, New Orleans magic, and villains you can’t help but love

🕰️ Dr. Apples' Oddity Insight:

"I’m not saying I was born to be great. I’m saying the universe didn’t give me another option."